But would it be a present for 'that special someone', or a present for you?
daynemay
· 1 year ago
It's a Gift Horse thing. If that special someone expects a goddamn birthday present next year, then that special someone will take the goddamn contact lenses and that special someone will like them, dammit!
(Actually, I'd best throttle back the rage there, or hypothetical other readers will get the wrong idea about who exactly "that special someone" is. Handsome fella or no, you in those contact lenses is an image that I can live without.)
mark
· 1 year ago
To be fair, I think that all four of us "other readers" have a pretty good idea ... !!
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(Actually, I'd best throttle back the rage there, or hypothetical other readers will get the wrong idea about who exactly "that special someone" is. Handsome fella or no, you in those contact lenses is an image that I can live without.)